Here’s a few examples I’ve conjured up from my college experience so far.
a. A student a semester away from graduating who spells “exam” as exiam.
b. This same student who writes “Iranian Arabs” as Iraneyen Aiuds.
c. A student in a 2200 Political Science class who openly declares he’s unable to find Ireland on a map.
d. When asked what’s a critical juncture in world political history, a Political Science major replies with “Well, obviously the extinction of the dinosaurs.” To which the professor responds: “NO! Because the dinosaurs, didn’t, you know, have a political system or VOTE!”
e. A group of Criminal Justice majors who discuss the “inevitably” of Russia and America teaming up to nuke North Korea.
This is all I have for now but rest assured, there shall be more.